dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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