How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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