Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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