Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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