Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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