that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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