singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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