Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
