I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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