i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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