Duck Duck Cougar?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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