why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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