On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Rumble strips road head = magical
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
