You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize