dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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