This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
soo... how was my night?
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