Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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