Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Come see our sink grown plant.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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