Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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