white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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