it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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