I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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