i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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