Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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