If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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