Are we in a gay sports bar?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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