Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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