I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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