You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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