You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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