I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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