How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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