i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it glows. i had to have it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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