Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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