we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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