quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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