Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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