Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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