considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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