I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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