I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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