So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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