I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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