Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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