We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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