just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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