white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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