Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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