it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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