omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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