My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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