Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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