White coat. Heels.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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