What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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