if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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