Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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